DRAAAAAAINAGE!!!

I yelled at my dog in your bathroom because I think I need some serious help.

Tagging from rotanpanjang

Pick the month you were born:

January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:

1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

How To Give A Great Man To Man Hug

General Etiquette:
How To Give A Great Man To Man Hug

Tersedak!

This is from Engrish.com now Engrishfunny.com. I can't stop laughing reading them, these three I laughed the hardest. I copied the title and the sub-title as well because it really injects the ridiculousness of the Engrish!

Proof That You Don’t Need Words For Engrish

Step 1: See diagram
Step 2: See diagram
Step 3: See diagram
Step 4: ?
Step 5: Profit

Engrish Photo By: izverycool

You Know Better?

Do not put any stuff in the toilet, please. Especially like sanitary towels, those stuff bring lots of tears into our eyes. When it gets clogged once, oh my!! you know better? Thanks a lot.

Engrish Photo By: Christy B.

Batman Begins

When being a child Bruce Wayne had witnessed with his own eyes the fact his parents of millionaire were killed cruelly. So affected his strong desire of Revenging his parents. However, God had never given him a chance to fulfill his will. Following the advice of Raws Al-Ghul – the chief of Ninja Group, Bruce come to Gete, which was a corrupted city filled with various crime groups. Bruce found a basement under his villa that turned him into another person: Spiderman. With this mask Spiderman stroke all criminal activates and criminals everywhere. Such as Tougon, the chief of mafia, Dr. Jackstraw, the abnormal drug trafficker, even a mysterious opponent quite familiar with him

Engrish Photo by Greg J

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Talking Miaows?!

This is too cute to pass by. I died watching this and went to kawaii neko heaven!

Cumilnya misheard lyric innew

High quality entertainment at 3.00am on a Tuesday morning. 

Pemalas seperti aku

Being a typical lazy bum who rather be doing something else instead of cleaning up (shopping, sight-seeing, net surfing, sleeping, eating...) my room has turned unlivable since the last time I actually bothered to clean up, which was last month.

Since I am a lazy bum but would rather live like a human instead of a pig, I decided to clean the room section by section.

The first being the spot I hang out most of the time, lately.

The Ground Zero



Hell, even I'm scared looking at this before picture. For the past few days it has been rather cluttered and well - messy. But today, it has reached it's lowest of low, you must be wondering how can I stand that and even could type in that kind of environment. Does not even have an elbow space to be normal. But there you go. After you got used to it you tend to ignore it but really, now after I have cleaned up, the mess was pretty sick to look at O_O

This is after I cleaned up. So its not a major makeover, Casa Impian or Deco Bersama Eric thing, but now it look more like a computer desk, instead of a dumpster.



We have been staying in the same house for the last 29 years. And the type of natural hoarder like us, we tend to build up on our things. Note the stuff under the desk, boxes and boxes of things. God knows what in there now.

Firecracker

My sister is bigger than life. A little over the top,with a big heart and utterly funny. She also has low tolerance for sudden loud noises. Case in point, while driving out of Mc D, firecracker popped out of nowhere. Its quite loud, naturally for a firecracker. My sister who was driving must be extremely surprised because she gave this gawdawful scream which sounds like a cross of an angry banshee and a mating walrus. Loud enough that 2 unsuspecting bystanders shitted in their pants I bet with the way of their reactions. Reducing two grown men to weak hearted school girls is indeed a feat! It is super funny too.